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Simon Barnes Audiobooks

How to be a Bad Botanist: the joy of noticing, from a self-confessed bad birdwatcher

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Who is Simon Barnes?

For thirty-two years Simon Barnes was one of the finest sportswriters in Britain, chief sports writer of The Times, dispatched to seven summer Olympics and named sports columnist of the year in 2008. Alongside the football and the cricket he kept a second column running, about wildlife, and it gradually became the more important half of his working life.

He is the son of Edward Barnes, a co-creator of Blue Peter, read English at Bristol, started out on local papers and spent a spell writing in Hong Kong. He now lives in Norfolk, where much of his nature writing is set. His departure from The Times in 2014 followed a series of columns blaming illegal persecution on grouse moors for the near disappearance of the hen harrier in England, a stance he has never disowned.

His real subject is amateur attention: the idea that you need no expertise to love the living world, only the willingness to look properly. The Bad Birdwatcher books made that argument famous.

Simon Barnes in audiobooks

How to be a Bad Botanist takes the method that made How to be a Bad Birdwatcher a bestseller and points it squarely at plants. Barnes opens with the confession that he knew nothing about them, then works outward from sea kale on a shingle beach to the plain fact that everything else, birds included, begins with vegetation. It is funny, unbullying and quietly persuasive, and Waterstones picked it as one of their nature books of 2024.

He narrates it himself, which matters more here than usual. The jokes land because he knows where they are buried, and the enthusiasm is obviously unfeigned. Seven and a half hours pass like a good walk with a talkative friend who keeps stopping to point at things.

Listeners here have taken to it, and it makes a fine entry point to his nature writing. Press play below.

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