Ball Peen Hammer
Audiobook

Ball Peen Hammer, by Lauren Rowe

By Lauren Rowe

★★★★★ 4.6/5 (3 reviews)

Read by Lily Reynolds

🎧 12 hours and 20 minutes 📘 SoCoRo Publishing LLC 📅 14 July 2016 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

From the USA Today and internationally bestselling author, Lauren Rowe, comes a sexy standalone romantic comedy: Ball Peen Hammer.

Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter – at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA.

Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase “baby doll” with a straight face? Oh, that’s right: the kind of guy who’s a male stripper.

Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle’s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as “Ball Peen Hammer” – which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I’d ever fall for.

Not. At. All.

No freakin’ way.

Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is.

Which I did.

Hard.

NOTE: Ball Peen Hammer is a standalone spicy, funny, forced proximity romantic comedy with feels that’s interconnected with the books of The Morgan Brothers but can be listened to first and on its own with no prior listening required.

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📚 The “The Morgan Brothers” series

  1. Book 1 Hero 10 hours and 58 minutes
  2. Book 2 Captain 11 hours and 11 minutes
  3. Book 3 Ball Peen Hammer You are here 12 hours and 20 minutes
  4. Book 4 Mister Bodyguard Not yet reviewed
  5. Book 5 ROCKSTAR Not yet reviewed

3 audiobooks reviewed · around 34 hours of listening · All the volumes in order →

Clara’s Verdict

There is a particular kind of romantic comedy that makes you feel slightly ridiculous for caring as much as you do – and Lauren Rowe has made a career of writing exactly those books. Ball Peen Hammer, the third in The Morgan Brothers series, is the one that turned a fair number of casual readers into devoted followers. Keane Morgan, Seattle’s most self-satisfied male stripper, is not the sort of hero I’d usually champion. Yet by the time Lily Reynolds finishes narrating that final act, you will have completely abandoned your principles. I say this as someone who has reviewed over two thousand audiobooks: the chemistry here is genuinely difficult to manufacture, and Rowe manufactures it with apparent ease.

It is a forced-proximity road trip romance between Keane and Maddie, a woman who would sooner be stranded in Nevada than spend twelve hours in a car with him. The set-up is unpromising. The execution is rather wonderful.

About the Audiobook

Maddie has no interest in driving from Seattle to Los Angeles with a man who hasn’t had the courtesy to return a single text. Keane Morgan, known on stage as “Ball Peen Hammer,” has the swagger of someone who has never once been told no. The parking spot at UCLA is the only reason Maddie agrees to the arrangement, and Rowe uses that uneasy truce to great comic effect in the early chapters.

What lifts this beyond its genre peers is the emotional intelligence underneath the banter. Maddie is carrying something – a history of trauma that Rowe handles with more care than the frothy marketing copy would suggest. Keane, for all his performed confidence, turns out to have genuine substance. The comedy is broad and the romance is predictable in the best possible way, but the quieter moments between these two characters are where the book earns its reputation. Rowe clearly understands that a great laugh line only lands if the reader actually cares about the people delivering it.

This is a standalone novel that sits within The Morgan Brothers world, so you need no prior knowledge of the series – though this one will likely send you straight to the others.

The Narration

Lily Reynolds is ideally suited to this material. Her Maddie is sharp and a touch sardonic without tipping into caricature, and her comic timing during the road-trip sequences is spot-on. The slang-heavy dialogue that put off at least one reviewer – the American vernacular is very American – flows more naturally spoken aloud than it might on the page. Reynolds finds the warmth in Keane that the text sometimes keeps under wraps, and the emotional pivot in the final third is genuinely affecting in her hands. At 12 hours and 20 minutes, this is a comfortable listen that never drags.

What Readers Say

With a rating of 4.6/5 from listeners, the response has been enthusiastic. UK readers have been particularly vocal: one described the book as having “tipped my world on its axis,” whilst another wrote that she found herself “in bookworm heaven” and couldn’t be dragged away. The consensus is that the chemistry between Keane and Maddie is the book’s great strength – “flawless,” in the words of one reviewer – and that Rowe manages something rare: humour and genuine emotional depth occupying the same space. One honest reader did flag that the American slang took some adjusting to, but noted that once past that, the story was “really enjoyed.” A Canadian listener called Keane “such an original character” and confirmed she’ll be returning to the book whenever she needs lifting. With 5-star reviews from both British and international audiences, the consensus is unambiguous.

Who Should Listen?

This one is for romance listeners who need their books to be funny before they allow themselves to be moved. If you enjoyed Talia Hibbert’s work, or any of the more character-led American contemporaries, Rowe sits in that same territory. It suits commuters, long journeys, and anyone going through a spell where they need something that will reliably make them laugh out loud at inopportune moments. The Morgan Brothers series is an easy gateway into Rowe’s back catalogue.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

THE most beautiful 'Quiet Moment of Magic' I have EVER read.

Ok where to start… Firstly I have been sat in front of my laptop for hours wondering how on earth I even start this review. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to be so tongue tied over a book that his literally tipped my world on its axis.Lauren…

– Trish K Taylor
★★★★★

5 “I love you the most” stars.

GAH! Please excuse me a moment while I float away on a cloud of orgasmic, blissful feels and dance in what can only be described as bookworm heaven.Each and every time Lauren releases a book, I get dragged into another world. One where I live ALONGSIDE the characters. Their feelings…

– Sophie Broughton
★★★★☆

Ball Peen Hammer

This was a book of two halves for me. I'll be honest and say it took me a long time to get into it. The main reason being, the slang. I am far too old for the slang. However, once this eased off, I really enjoyed the book. The chemistry…

– Danny J
★★★★★

Wow

I never write reviews, but this book was so awesome! Keane was such an original character. So full of joy, hilarious, silly and sexy. The banter between those 2 was phenomenal I laughed so much reading this book! Will definitely read again when I want a pick me up!!

– Kindle Customer

Frequently asked questions

How long is the Ball Peen Hammer audiobook?

The unabridged audiobook runs for 12 hours and 20 minutes.

Who narrates Ball Peen Hammer?

This audiobook is narrated by Lily Reynolds.

Can I listen to Ball Peen Hammer for free?

Yes: new Audible UK members get a 30-day free trial with 1 credit, enough for this audiobook whatever its retail price. Our free audiobooks guide lists every other legal option.

Is Ball Peen Hammer part of a series?

Yes, it belongs to the The Morgan Brothers series: see all the volumes in order.

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Clara Whitmore

By Clara Whitmore

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