Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, by Jeff Kinney

By Jeff Kinney

★★★★★ 4.7/5 (10 reviews)
📘 ‎ Thorndike Press 📅 6 December 2023 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

When the town threatens to close the crumbling middle school, Greg realizes this means he is going to be sent to a different school than his best friend, Rowley Jefferson, and considers saving the building.

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📚 The “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series

  1. Book 1 Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Book 1) 2 hours and 19 minutes
  2. Book 2 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 2 hours and 28 minutes
  3. Book 3 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (Book 3) 2 hours and 37 minutes
  4. Book 4 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 2 hours and 28 minutes
  5. Book 5 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth 2 hours and 29 minutes
  6. Book 6 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever 2 hours and 34 minutes
  7. Book 7 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel 2 hours and 10 minutes
  8. Book 8 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck 2 hours and 10 minutes
  9. Book 9 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (Book 9) 2 hours and 6 minutes
  10. Book 10 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School 2 hours and 9 minutes
  11. Book 11 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down 2 hours and 25 minutes
  12. Book 12 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway 2 hours and 6 minutes
  13. Book 13 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown 2 hours and 29 minutes
  14. Book 14 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Wrecking Ball 2 hours and 8 minutes
  15. Book 15 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Deep End 2 hours and 3 minutes
  16. Book 16 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Big Shot 2 hours and 15 minutes
  17. Book 17 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Diper Överlöde 2 hours and 14 minutes
  18. Book 18 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer You are here
  19. Book 19 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hot Mess 2 hours and 38 minutes
  20. Book 20 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Partypooper 2 hours and 17 minutes

20 audiobooks reviewed · around 44 hours of listening · All the volumes in order →

Clara’s Verdict

No Brainer, the eighteenth Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, gives Greg Heffley an unexpectedly civic-minded problem to solve, as the threatened closure of his crumbling middle school raises the horrifying prospect of being separated from his best friend. It is a neat premise, turning Greg’s self-interest towards something almost resembling a cause, and it makes for a likeable entry in the long-running series.

What amuses me here is the very Greg-ish motivation beneath the heroics, because his sudden concern for the old school has rather less to do with education than with the fear of losing Rowley. Kinney is always sharp about the gap between what Greg claims to want and what actually drives him, and that gap is where much of the comedy lives.

It is light, quick and content to entertain, as the series reliably is. For a young listener, No Brainer offers dependable laughs and a slightly warmer heart than usual, and the school-saving plot gives it a clear and satisfying focus.

Coming back to it, I found the premise quietly touching beneath the comedy, since for all Greg’s schemes the story is really about the fear of losing the one person who makes school bearable. Kinney keeps the sentiment in check, as he always does, but its presence gives No Brainer a gentle warmth that sets it a little apart from the more purely chaotic entries.

About the Audiobook

When the town threatens to close the crumbling middle school, Greg Heffley is confronted with a consequence he had not seen coming: being sent to a different school from his best friend, Rowley Jefferson. For a boy who treats most of school as an ordeal to be endured, the thought of facing it without Rowley is a genuine alarm.

Faced with that unwelcome prospect, Greg begins to consider whether the crumbling building might somehow be saved after all. As the eighteenth book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, it takes a familiar setting and gives Greg a fresh, faintly noble objective, though longtime readers will suspect that his methods and motives will be as gloriously self-serving as ever.

The Narration

This edition arrives without a named narrator or a listed running time, so rather than dwell on a performance I cannot describe, it is worth saying a word about the listening experience these books tend to offer. Kinney’s diary format, with its short entries and constant comic asides, lends itself unusually well to audio, carrying younger listeners along in easy, bite-sized stretches.

The appeal on audio has always been the intimacy of hearing Greg’s running commentary in your ear, his complaints and schemes and stubborn self-justifications delivered as though straight from the page of his journal. For a child who finds a wall of text daunting, that spoken, conversational quality can be the very thing that turns a reluctant reader into a willing one.

What Readers Say

No Brainer holds a 4.7 average across 10 ratings, and the reception is warm. One reviewer recommended it without hesitation as a funny book for any child, and another described a granddaughter of nine who cannot get enough of the series and now owns very nearly all of it. The picture is of a book that slots happily into an established reading habit.

Parents also praise its accessibility, with one four-star reviewer explaining that a twelve-year-old enjoys the simple, engaging reading style, and that anything getting him to read is welcome. Another called it the ultimate bedtime story, praising the witty narrative and the way Greg’s escapades reliably raise a laugh, which captures the book’s easy, dependable charm.

Further reviews reinforce the affection. One reader was thoroughly won over, declaring simply that they loved it, while others describe children so devoted to the series that keeping up with their appetite for new titles has become a happy challenge. The overall impression is of a book that slips effortlessly into an established reading routine.

Who Should Listen?

No Brainer is well suited to children of roughly eight and up, and particularly to any who value friendship as fiercely as Greg values his own comfort. It makes an easy, low-pressure listen for a wind-down at bedtime or a quiet afternoon, and reluctant readers should find its familiar rhythms welcoming.

No Brainer is a good fit for a child who prizes friendship, and who will feel the stakes of Greg’s predicament keenly. It makes an easy, low-pressure listen for a bedtime wind-down or a quiet afternoon, and its familiar rhythms and short chapters make it a welcoming choice for a reluctant reader. It is also a quietly affirming listen for a child who worries about change, since beneath the jokes it takes seriously the value of holding on to the people and places that make school feel like home.

If a comedy about saving a school for entirely the wrong reasons sounds appealing, you can Listen to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer on Audible and see whether Greg pulls it off.

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Clara Whitmore

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