Mel & Sue: Should Know By Now
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Mel & Sue: Should Know By Now, by Mel Giedroyc

By Mel Giedroyc

Read by Mel Giedroyc

★★★★★ 5.0/5 (2 reviews)
🎧 3 hours and 30 minutes 📘 Audible Originals 📅 10 mars 2025 🌐 English
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About this Audiobook

Lifelong friends Mel and Sue ask each other the questions they’re too embarrassed to ask anyone else…

We all have things in our life that we should know by now, but don’t.

Absences in our knowledge and skillset that are frankly shameful in an adult.

Things that would be too embarrassing to ask anyone to explain – except our very best friend…

Listen in as Mel and Sue tackle their ignorance head on, asking each other to explain something that they still don’t know – but absolutely, as adults, should – from how to parallel park to fully understanding bread (why has it got all those holes in it? What, honestly, is yeast?).

Along the way, we’ll hear about the notorious Great British Bake Off wrap parties, Sue’s total lack of boundaries with her dog (and with everyone and everything else), their wild psychedelic nights out, weird eating habits, disastrous early comedy gigs, backstage stories of their presenting career, and much more.

Mel and Sue are here to help us all feel a little better about our own ignorance, and ultimately give us a front row seat to their infectiously funny relationship.

Episode 1: Bread and Dogs

What is the particular alchemy that makes bread rise and does Sue’s dog really understand her?

In this first episode of the series Mel confesses that despite working on Bake Off for 7 years she still doesn’t quite ‘get’ how bread works. Turns out Sue isn’t the only Bake Off alum who’s shocked by her admission…Meanwhile Mel can’t quite believe the life of luxury Sue’s dog enjoys and the level of the baby talk it has to endure, so the question of whether or not her dog can truly ‘understand’ English, feels like it might just open the door to more problems…

Episode 2: Lentils and Pants

Where do lentils come from, and how many pairs of pants should you plan to take on holiday?

Mel’s embarrassed that a basic kitchen ingredient that she uses all the time is such a mystery to her. However, when talk inevitably turns to the microbiome, so too a contested (between our two hosts) anecdote about a celebrity wrap party that ended in gut disaster. Sue’s query this ep leads seamlessly on, in a chat that encompasses holiday packing, when it’s ok to go commando, and a mathematical equation that will simplify your life.

Episode 3: Parking and Floor Food

Is there a science to parallel parking and what can we really eat off the floor without making ourselves violently ill?

Sue is a great driver. She’s negotiated some of the world’s toughest courses over the years, but parallel parking in front of a crowd? Forget about it. Can Mel’s ‘foolproof’ directions help or might they end up complicating matters? Mel counters with a question that covers everything from the perils of deadly mushroom foraging via the science of the 5 second rule.

Episode 4: Kink and Hairdressers

What does kink really mean? And how can you train yourself to be truly honest with your hairdresser?

Mel is clenched asking this question already… She’s heard the K word bandied about by some people younger than her, but what does it actually mean? Cue Sue with her Kink quiz to really make Mel start stress eating the studio snacks. As payback Mel puts Sue through her paces in a roleplay to make her assert her boundaries asking (and getting) the haircut she really wants, rather than overtipping when she ends up with a mullet.

Episode 5: Laughter and Stuff

Why and how do we laugh and what compels us to accumulate so much stuff…

Although the pair are known for their comedy career Mel is wondering whether or not Sue can shed light on the science of why we actually laugh and the processes that lead us there. Cue anecdotes about gigs that bombed and laughter that came out at the worst moments…Mel then lays down the law in terms of how Sue can get rid of the clutter in her life and shares stories of her best car boot/yard sale moments. Sue couldn’t imagine anything worse…

Episode 6: Talent and Age

Are there any shortcuts on the road to mastering a new skill and should we stop chasing youth, instead just making the most of the age we’re in?

Sue has monkey brain, she’s trying to learn Spanish but gets bored of the grammar – can Mel give her any tips on how to stick at something to learn a new skill quickly? Or is Mel just going to end up sharing her foreign language fails too? Finally Mel wants to know what the cut off for ‘being old’ is. Her kids want her to lean into her age, whereas she thinks she’s still hip. What’s the best way therefore to age gracefully and not be the last granny dancing on the tables at the end of the party? Or do we not care as long as we’re happy (and let’s face it, our friends are there to support us).

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Clara’s Verdict

I put Should Know By Now on during a long afternoon of admin on the basis that it was short enough to be a reward rather than a commitment, and immediately found myself sending a voice note to a friend at episode three because the parallel parking demonstration had made me laugh so hard I had to stop what I was doing. Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins have been performing their friendship publicly for three decades and it has never, in all that time, felt performed. That is an unusual quality, and it is the thing that makes this Audible Original, released in March 2025 and rated five stars from two Audible UK listeners, feel less like branded content and more like eavesdropping on a conversation that happens to also be informative.

The premise is ostensibly educational. The execution is pure comedy. And somehow, between the two, something genuinely illuminating keeps breaking through.

About the Audiobook

Six episodes, each built around a pair of questions that Mel and Sue are genuinely embarrassed to ask anyone other than each other. Mel does not fully understand how bread rises, despite seven years presenting The Great British Bake Off. Sue cannot parallel park in front of a crowd, despite being by her own confident account an otherwise excellent driver. These are the entry points. The destinations are considerably more interesting.

Over the course of the series they cover bread and dogs, lentils and pants, parking and floor food, the meaning of kink, the science of laughter, and the question of how to age gracefully when your children want you to lean into being old and you disagree. Each episode proceeds by the same structure: one question from each host, answered by the other with whatever combination of genuine knowledge, wild speculation, and anecdotal evidence they can muster. The knowledge is real but lightly worn; the speculation is clearly labelled; and the anecdotal evidence frequently derails the conversation entirely, which is precisely when it becomes funniest.

The Bake Off wrap party stories, Sue’s account of her dog’s domestic arrangements, the Great Kink Quiz that Mel did not see coming and clearly wished she had, the revelation that lentils and the gut microbiome lead directly to a contested celebrity anecdote: none of this is what the episode titles promise, and all of it is better than what the titles promise. The series is structured as a comedy rather than a podcast, and that distinction matters: the editing is tighter, the audio quality is professional, and the pace is brisk in a way that reflects genuine production intention rather than happy accident.

What makes this more than a celebrity podcast is the specific quality of the friendship on display. Mel and Sue are not performing for each other. The genuine surprise, the actual embarrassment, the real laughter that sometimes overwhelms the content entirely and renders both of them temporarily useless as broadcasters: these are the moments that make the series feel like genuine access rather than produced intimacy. They have been best friends for over thirty years and it shows in every exchange.

The Narration

Mel Giedroyc provides the connective tissue between and around episodes, and both voices are present throughout as the series is presented as a recording of the live conversations between the two hosts. This is genuinely a two-hander rather than a solo narration with a guest, which is unusual for the Audible Originals format and entirely appropriate to the material. The recording quality is warm and professional, the sound design is unobtrusive, and the editing, where it is detectable at all, preserves the conversational rhythm that is the whole point of the enterprise.

What Readers Say

Both Audible UK reviewers gave five stars, and both described an experience of involuntary public laughter. One had to close an office door to avoid disturbing a reception area. The other described the series as everything I have ever wanted in audio form, the funniest podcast she had ever listened to, and reported sharing snippets with anyone who happened across her life after discovering it. Given the audio-native format and the warmth of the response, the review count will almost certainly grow as word spreads through the audience for this kind of warm, intelligent comedy.

Who Should Listen?

Anyone who already has a fondness for Mel and Sue will find this an entirely gratifying three and a half hours. But it works beyond that audience too: it is a genuinely funny piece of audio that also happens to touch, lightly and without pretension, on the science of laughter, the neuroscience of skill acquisition, the gut microbiome, and the psychology of ageing without embarrassment. At three and a half hours it is an ideal companion for a long train journey, an afternoon of housework, or any occasion when you want to feel that your own embarrassing knowledge gaps are entirely normal and very funny.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

Brilliantly funny!

So so so funny! If you're feeling down listen to this, its brilliant! I was listening to the podcast at work and I couldn't stop laughing, so much so that had to shut the door to my office as I was disturbing the customers coming into reception!!

— Amazon Customer
★★★★★

Everything I’ve ever wanted in audio form

This is everything I’ve ever wanted in audio form. Hands down, the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to (and I’ve listened to a few). I keep sharing snippets with anyone who happens across my life – it’s opened my eyes to many things. I thought I knew most things about…

— Daphne

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