The Weirdies
Audiobook

The Weirdies, by Michael Buckley

By Michael Buckley

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (39 reviews)

Read by Kate Winslet

🎧 1 hour and 43 minutes 📘 Audible Originals 📅 19 November 2020 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

This is a very, very sad story. The characters suffer terrible tragedies. People die in unspeakable ways. Only a truly horrible person would be amused by their misfortune.

Nevertheless, it is kind of funny.

My advice is that you listen to this all by yourself. People can be judgy.

If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets – Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy – will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves. (When a staff of 200 servants has taken care of your every need, even brushing your own teeth is a mountainous task.) From their time at the Our Lady of the Perpetual Side-Eye Orphanage to their adoptive home on picture-perfect Sunshine Circle, the Weirdies have a lot to learn about the world…but, at least, they have each other.

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Clara’s Verdict

Kate Winslet reading a darkly comic children’s story written in the tradition of Roald Dahl and Lemony Snicket: the combination shouldn’t need further selling, and it doesn’t. The Weirdies – Book 1 in the series of the same name – is an Audible Original that runs to just under two hours and deploys its short runtime with impressive economy. Michael Buckley’s script is confident and gleefully macabre; Winslet’s narration is a performance of genuine distinction, full of comic timing and warmth. This is, in the best possible sense, exactly what it claims to be: a very, very sad story that is also kind of funny. The 4.8-star rating from 39 reviews speaks for itself.

About the Audiobook

Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy Weirdie are triplets of considerable misfortune. When the entire household of Deadeye Manor – staff of 200 included – is packed up for what will prove a doomed cruise, the triplets are left behind to fend for themselves. This is a problem, because they have never had to fend for themselves even slightly. From the Our Lady of the Perpetual Side-Eye Orphanage to the suspiciously cheerful Sunshine Circle, the siblings accumulate disasters with the inevitability of characters in a particularly inspired Gothic comedy.

Buckley’s writing is in the tradition of Snicket and Dahl but has its own voice: drier, more self-aware about its own absurdity, occasionally willing to address the listener directly with mild warnings about the suitability of what they’re about to hear. The themes – individuality, belonging, the difficulty of finding a place in the world that will actually have you – are handled with a lightness that makes them land rather than lecture. At 1 hour and 43 minutes, this is a genuinely excellent option for family listening, particularly on car journeys.

The Narration

Kate Winslet is extraordinary here. She doesn’t approach the material as a celebrity lending her name to a project; she performs it, with full commitment, comedic instinct, and clear delight in the material. Each Weirdie is distinctly voiced; the tone of comic sorrow is maintained consistently; and Winslet brings just enough warmth to prevent the darkness from curdling into discomfort. Several reviewers noted laughing aloud during car journeys, which is the highest possible endorsement for family audio. This is a reminder, if one were needed, that she is a proper performer across every medium she works in.

What Readers Say

The audiobook holds an impressive 4.8-star rating from 39 reviews. Mrs R Hammond described it as “fast-paced, unusual, very funny and excellently narrated,” saying she was already looking forward to the second story. A teacher wrote that she would love to use it with her school book club, praising its exploration of individuality and belonging. M. Thurbon described listening to it on the school run with her nine-year-old daughter and “absolutely loved it,” with “lots of laughing out loud in the car.” Gima, listening in the US, found it “sillier” than expected but noted it “certainly helps shorten long drives” – a practical recommendation that many parents will appreciate.

Who Should Listen?

Perfect for children aged 8 upwards who enjoy dark humour, absurdist comedy, and stories that treat disaster as an opportunity for character. Works equally well as a family listen or a solo children’s audiobook. Given its brevity, it’s ideal for the school run, a short journey, or as an introduction to audio listening for children who haven’t yet tried it. Adults who enjoy Dahl or Snicket will find themselves laughing too – Buckley isn’t just writing for children, he’s writing alongside them. Available on Audible UK.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

Very good

Very nice

– bosweener
★★★★★

Silly, dark, original

This is a great short story. It’s fast-paced, unusual, very funny and excellently narrated by Kate Winslet. Looking forward to listening to the second story in the series.

– Mrs R Hammond
★★★★★

Brilliant!

Really funny audio book. Exploring themes of individuality and belonging. I'm a teacher and I'd love to do this with my school book club if a hard copy ever becomes available. Thank you Michael Buckley for writing and Kate Winslet for reading so brilliantly.

– Amazon Customer
★★★★★

Hilarious story, brilliantly narrated

My 9yo daughter and I listened to this in the car on the school run and absolutely loved it. Kate Winslet is incredible and the story is so weird and funny. Lots of laughing out loud in the car. Can’t believe this was a free audiobook.

– M. Thurbon
★★★★★

Fun to listen to while driving

Silly story but helps shorten longs drive and is certainly better than listening to what the politicians are doing to this country.

– Gima

Frequently asked questions

How long is the The Weirdies audiobook?

The unabridged audiobook runs for 1 hour and 43 minutes.

Who narrates The Weirdies?

This audiobook is narrated by Kate Winslet.

Can I listen to The Weirdies for free?

Yes: new Audible UK members get a 30-day free trial with 1 credit, enough for this audiobook whatever its retail price. Our free audiobooks guide lists every other legal option.

Is The Weirdies part of a series?

Yes, it belongs to the The Weirdies series: see all the volumes in order.

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