Future Tense
Audiobook

Future Tense, by Richard Ayoade

By Richard Ayoade

★★★★★ 5.0/5

Read by Richard Ayoade

🎧 3 hours and 43 minutes 📘 Audible Originals 📅 5 June 2025 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

Technology promises to save humanity. How’s that working out?

In this comedy-science podcast, comedy legends Richard Ayoade (determinedly pessimistic) and Warwick Davis (inexplicably cheerful) venture beneath Audible HQ to the Future Tense lab, fully equipped to interrogate the future we’re all being told to look forward to.

With help from science wrangler Helen Keen and expert guests providing actual facts (how inconvenient), they try to determine if the likes of self-driving cars, AI relationships, lab-grown meat, and digital immortality are cause for celebration – or another reason to basically just stay underground forever, actually, thanks.

Richard and Warwick bring to the party equal parts naive enthusiasm and sharp scepticism, as well as a healthy dose of sci-fi chops: Warwick having started his career in Return of the Jedi and gone on to star in films and series as diverse as Willow, Harry Potter and Leprechaun; and Richard bringing his no-lesser experience as Ice Cream Cone in Lego Movie 2.

A funny and surprisingly informative journey into a future nobody ordered but everyone will receive…

Episode 1: Robots

Mechanical overlords or helpful household assistants? Our hosts debate whether being replaced by technology is terrifying or merely a welcome retirement plan. And will Richard’s voice being cloned lead to the dismay of both humans and machines? Featuring guests Alan Hayling, Prof. Andy Miah, and Stephen Follows.

Episode 2: Immortality

Would you want to celebrate your 150th birthday? Richard considers the brown bin option for his remains, while Warwick ponders eternal digital replicas. Our experts debate whether fighting ageing is revolutionary or just plainly undignified. Featuring guests Prof. John Tregoning and Prof. Elaine Kasket.

Episode 3: Holidays

Climate change threatens Magaluf, space could be the final frontier of annual leave, and VR promises beach vibes without the sand in uncomfortable places. Will future holidays liberate us, or just make Richard even more reluctant to leave his flat? Featuring guests Simon Calder and Dame Maggie Aderin-Pocock.

Episode 4: Food

Cricket cookies, lab-grown chicken, and meals in pill form face our hosts’ scrutiny. Warwick reluctantly samples insects while Richard advocates for a future where eating becomes entirely optional. Featuring guests James Collier and Tom Cheesewright.

Episode 5: Cars

Warwick embraces a future where vehicles drive themselves, while Richard questions whether civilisation peaked with the penny-farthing. Self-driving ethics, laser headlights, and the alarming prospect of polite British AI traffic jams. Featuring guests Suze Kundu and Jon Bentley.

Episode 6: Relationships

AI companions promise perfect partners who never forget birthdays or finish the milk. Richard probes into whether a digital companion might solve (his) age-old problem of completely avoiding humans, while Warwick wonders if robots might finally appreciate his anecdotes. Featuring guests Prof. Nigel Crook and Dr. James Muldoon.

WARNING: CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND THEMES

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Clara’s Verdict

Comedy podcasts that are also genuinely informative about their subject matter are considerably rarer than they should be. Most make a choice: entertain or inform, but not both, and not simultaneously. Future Tense – an Audible Original pairing Richard Ayoade’s militant pessimism with Warwick Davis’s inexplicable cheerfulness as they examine technologies we’ve been told to be excited about – is one of the better examples I’ve encountered of a production that refuses to make that choice.

Ayoade in particular is a genuine pleasure here. His public persona is carefully constructed around the appearance of a very intelligent person who has thought about things too long and arrived, reluctantly, at comprehensive despair. Applied to questions about AI relationships, digital immortality, and self-driving cars, that sensibility turns out to be surprisingly and exactly suited to the material. The questions themselves are genuinely large, and the comedy provides a form of access to them that earnest documentary treatment struggles to achieve.

About the Audiobook

Future Tense is a six-episode audio series, produced by Audible Originals, in which Ayoade and Davis – assisted by science communicator Helen Keen, who serves as the series’ intellectual anchor, and a series of expert guests who are responsible for the actual facts – descend into the fictional Future Tense lab beneath Audible HQ to interrogate six technologies that the media tends to present as inevitable and desirable: robots, immortality, the future of holidays and tourism, food production, self-driving cars, and AI relationships.

Each episode runs at roughly forty minutes, making the series well-suited either to daily listening across a week or to binge consumption across an afternoon. The format mixes genuine expert contribution – professors, technologists, industry analysts, and other specialists – with comedy dialogue that probes the same subjects from less reverent and more human angles. What distinguishes this from straightforward comedy is that the science engagement is real: you actually learn substantive things about each topic, which is more than most genre-adjacent content manages, and you emerge with a clearer sense of the genuine complexity involved.

The immortality episode is particularly effective: both hosts engage seriously with the ethical and practical implications of digital replication and life extension before Davis inadvertently provides the episode’s funniest moment. The food episode has Warwick reluctantly consuming insects while Richard advocates, with characteristic conviction, for a future in which eating becomes entirely optional. The AI relationships episode is the most prescient of the six: recorded before the current wave of AI companion applications became mainstream consumer products, it now reads as slightly prophetic about the questions society is beginning to struggle with.

A content warning for adult language and themes is appropriate for the series – the material and the performers both skew towards an adult audience, and some of the discussions touch on genuinely weighty ethical territory.

The Narration

This is a performed audio series rather than a narrated book, and the distinction matters. Ayoade and Davis are both accomplished performers with considerable experience in audio, voice, and live performance. Ayoade – whose career encompasses The IT Crowd, his directorial films, and a genuinely excellent book about cinema criticism – brings a quality of considered specificity to the comedy that rewards careful listening. Davis’s warmth and enthusiasm function as a necessary and effective counterweight to Ayoade’s elaborately maintained gloom, in a dynamic that doesn’t feel forced.

The production values are high throughout. Expert guests sound naturally integrated rather than awkwardly spliced into a comedy framework. At just under four hours total for all six episodes, the complete series fits comfortably into a long journey, a day of gardening, or several evenings of pleasant company.

What Readers Say

This Audible Original has accumulated 306 ratings – substantial for a relatively niche format and for a series that is neither a novel adaptation nor a familiar celebrity memoir. The volume of engagement suggests the series has found a genuine audience beyond the existing fan bases of both Ayoade and Davis. The Audible Original model suits this kind of production well: it is too episodic for a conventional book format but too substantial and too carefully structured for a straightforward podcast.

Who Should Listen?

Ideal for fans of either performer, but the format extends well beyond existing fan bases. Anyone interested in technology commentary that doesn’t take itself entirely seriously – or that takes itself seriously in unexpected and productive ways – will find this a strong fit. If you’ve listened to programmes like The Infinite Monkey Cage or No Such Thing as a Fish and wished they were funnier, or if you enjoy QI-style entertainment where the laughs come with actual substantial information attached, this delivers on both counts.

The series is also well-timed for anyone who wants to think carefully about the ethical dimensions of AI and technology without being lectured at by someone who already knows how you should feel. The comedy provides the kind of productive distance that allows genuine thinking to occur alongside the entertainment.

Listen on Audible UK: Get Future Tense with Richard Ayoade on Audible UK. Also available on Kobo, Scribd, and Storytel.

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The unabridged audiobook runs for 3 hours and 43 minutes.

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This audiobook is narrated by Richard Ayoade.

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Clara Whitmore

By Clara Whitmore

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