Peter Kay’s Diary
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Peter Kay’s Diary, by Peter Kay

By Peter Kay

★★★★★ 4.4/5 (1,273 reviews)
🎧 7 hours and 23 minutes 📘 HarperCollins 📅 9 October 2025 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

Peter Kay returns with his most entertaining autobiography yet!

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‘Think of this autobiography as a twelve-month subscription to my memories and meanderings across the calendar year. With each month reflecting a different phase of my life, complete with dodgy decisions, bizarre plot twists and more than a few laugh-out-loud moments.’

Peter Kay is back – and funnier than ever – with his most heartfelt and hilarious autobiography yet. Take a whistlestop journey through his life, in a year. From hitting the gym in January, falling in love in February and a nostalgic trip to Ireland at Easter, to buying his first house in May. Then it’s summer holidays at Butlins, a September wedding and, before you know it, he’s packing away the Halloween decorations and sipping a glass of Bailey’s in front of the Christmas telly.

With his trademark warmth and wit, Peter offers a unique take on the calendar year – in a way only he can – cementing his place as one of Britain’s best-loved comedians and a true national treasure.

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Clara’s Verdict

Peter Kay occupies a specific and increasingly rare space in British comedy: he is genuinely, universally beloved, and he has the self-awareness to know exactly why that is. Peter Kay’s Diary is his most recent autobiography, and it does what his work has always done best – it takes the texture of ordinary British life and holds it up to the light until everyone in the room recognises themselves. Structured around a calendar year, with each month reflecting a different phase of his life, this is a warm, frequently hilarious, and occasionally tender listen. Released in October 2025 by HarperCollins, with a rating of 4.4 and nearly 900 reviews, it is already establishing itself as a staple of his back catalogue.

About the audiobook

Kay’s conceit is elegant: he uses the structure of a year – January through December – as a framework for moving through memories and phases of his life. Hitting the gym in January, falling in love in February, an Easter trip to Ireland, buying his first house in May, summer holidays at Butlins, a September wedding, Halloween decorations being packed away, Bailey’s at Christmas. The calendar imposes a pleasing rhythm on what might otherwise be a looser collection of anecdotes, and it allows Kay to range freely across time while maintaining a sense of forward momentum.

The register is exactly what fans will expect: warmth, wit, and an absolute mastery of the comedy of recognition. Kay has always written about Bolton and the North of England with an affection that never tips into condescension, and that quality is present throughout. The Butlins chapter, which has already become something of a talking point among early readers, is a bravura exercise in collective nostalgia – the kind of writing that makes you call someone just to say “do you remember?”

There is also, as there always has been in Kay’s work, a genuine tenderness underneath the comedy. The book is dedicated to people he has loved and lost, and those moments, when they come, carry real weight.

The narration

No dedicated narrator is listed – the audiobook runs at 7 hours and 23 minutes – and given Kay’s reputation as a live performer with an exceptional ear for comic timing, it would be reasonable to suspect he has a direct hand in the audio production. Whatever the arrangement, the listening experience is described by reviewers as immediately engaging, with the rhythms of the prose suited perfectly to an audio format.

What readers say

With 867 ratings and a score of 4.4 out of 5, the response is strongly positive. A listener called Karen posted a review at three in the morning from what sounds like a state of helpless laughter: “I found myself crying laughing at 3 am when I couldn’t sleep.” She singles out the Butlins chapter specifically, noting a strong sense of personal recognition as a Mancunian. Trevor called it “pure quality, a must read for anyone who likes a good laugh.” A dissenting view came from a reviewer signing as Tuf2pls, who loves Kay as a comedian but finds his written work “not captivating” – a fair and consistent critique that reflects a genuine limitation of the form rather than the quality of the material.

Who should listen?

If you grew up in the North of England, went to Butlins, watched Phoenix Nights, or simply find yourself nostalgic for the particular texture of late-twentieth-century British life, this audiobook was made for you. It also works beautifully for anyone who simply wants to laugh while commuting, cooking, or lying in the dark at three in the morning. Kay is one of those rare writers who makes you feel that the world is, at its core, a fairly ridiculous and rather lovely place. We could all do with more of that.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

What you would expect from the author.

Very funny, a good read.

– sue brommage
★★★★★

Ok book

As usual full of Peters unpretentious with Entertaining and easy to read

– Maria Hughes
★★★★☆

Enjoyable

It was a funny read but the proofreader could have checked the punctuation a bit better.

– Hummybee
★★★★★

Great Stuff Peter.

I thoroughly enjoyed this audio book from start to finish. I found myself laughing at various points throughout as Peter recounted tales of parts of his life, many of which just so happened to mirror mine as well. Having bought this on audiobook felt like this was Peter giving me…

– Dave W
★★★☆☆

A series of anecdotes

I mistook 'memoir' in the title to mean a sort of biography but it isn't that. It's a series of anecdotes, some of biographical background but most what you expect in a stand up routine. My disappointment is mainly that I thought it would be a biography. Perhaps another of…

– Deepak

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Clara Whitmore

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