Welcome to Our Village Please Invade Carefully
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Welcome to Our Village Please Invade Carefully, by Eddie Robson

By Eddie Robson

★★★★☆ 4.3/5 (40 reviews)

Read by Hattie Morahan

🎧 5 hours and 10 minutes 📘 BBC Audio 📅 19 December 2019 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

The Geonin have invaded. They have encircled the sleepy village of Cresdon Green with an impenetrable heat wave. Nothing comes in and nothing gets out.

There are, however, no killings, lasers, or human torture – well, torture comes in myriad forms. The Geonin are, in fact, quite agreeable and led by their commander Uljabaan, are doing their very best to assimilate human culture. Their rather reasonable plan for world takeover is to start small (they’ve noticed that the all-at-once approach usually fails), learn about humankind, and use their knowledge to efficiently spread their dominion, bit by bit.

Katrina Lyons, who was only visiting home to borrow some money from her parents, is appalled. Unfortunately almost everyone in the village, the two senior Lyons included, is too cowardly, apathetic, polite or stupid to stand up to this alien menace, so Katrina has no choice but to start the resistance movement herself. In the cricket pavilion.

Join Katrina Lyons and co., and Uljabaan as they do battle across innumerable arenas of war; education programs to charity shops, the realms of loyalty cards to the ethereal world of social media. Who will fold first? And will the invasion become catastrophic in scale? Find out in Series 1 and 2 of Welcome to our Village, Please Invade Carefully.

This delightful radio drama stars Julian Rhind-Tutt as Uljabaan, Hattie Morahan as Katrina Lyons, Jan Francis as Margaret Lyons, Peter Davison as Richard Lyons, Hannah Murray as Lucy Alexander, and John-Luke Roberts as Computer.

Series 1 was broadcast in 2013 and Series 2 in 2014
Written by Eddie Robson
Producer Ed Morrish
A BBC Studios Production

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Clara’s Verdict

British radio comedy of a certain vintage has a particular gift for finding the absurd in the mundane, and Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully – Eddie Robson’s Radio 4 series adapted here by BBC Audio – is a splendid example of the form. The premise is deceptively simple: aliens have invaded, but they have chosen to start small, and “small” means the village of Cresdon Green, encircled by a heat-wave field with an alien commander doing his very reasonable best to understand loyalty cards and charity shops before attempting the wider conquest of humanity. It is very funny indeed.

About the Audiobook

Published by BBC Audio in December 2019 and running at 5 hours and 10 minutes, this audiobook contains both Series 1 (originally broadcast 2013) and Series 2 (2014) of the radio drama. The alien commander Uljabaan, played by Julian Rhind-Tutt, has decided that previous attempts at global domination failed because they moved too quickly. His new approach: learn the English village from the inside, assimilate the culture, and expand outwards from there methodically. The problem is Katrina Lyons, played by Hattie Morahan, who has come home to borrow money from her parents and finds herself the only person in the village willing to resist the occupation.

Everyone else – her parents included, played by Peter Davison and Jan Francis – is too polite, too cowardly, or too distracted by the small pleasures of village life to object seriously. The comedy of English compliance in the face of authoritarian reasonableness is sharply observed and very well constructed. The script is clever about human behaviour in institutions, the particular social pressures of small communities, and the way that good manners can function as a form of moral abdication.

The Narration

This is a full-cast production, not a single narrator reading prose – the radio drama format is preserved, with Julian Rhind-Tutt, Hattie Morahan, Peter Davison, Jan Francis, Hannah Murray, and John-Luke Roberts reprising their roles. The quality of the performances is excellent throughout; Rhind-Tutt’s Uljabaan in particular is a superb creation – courteous, baffled, and menacing in equal measure. At five hours across two series, it is a highly re-listenable production that rewards a second go-round once you are familiar with the characters.

What Readers Say

The audiobook carries a rating of 4.3 out of 5 from 40 listeners. Multiple reviewers use the phrase “laugh out loud funny.” Peter N. Ingleby writes that “Radio comedy at its very best” – noting correctly that the imaginative freedom of radio suits this material better than television would. Others say simply that they were not disappointed after hearing “good things.” One listener experienced technical difficulties with the fourth chapter on their device, though this appears to be an isolated issue rather than a widespread problem.

Who Should Listen?

Essential for Radio 4 comedy enthusiasts, and a very easy recommendation for anyone who appreciated the gentle anarchy of programmes like The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy or the social observation of The Good Life. It is suitable for all ages and makes excellent company for a long drive or a rainy Sunday afternoon. The combination of sharp writing, strong performances, and a genuinely original premise makes this one of the more rewarding BBC Audio productions available on Audible.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

Very funny

Excellent series

– Sparky
★★★★★

Pleasantly surprised.

Hadn't listened to any of the series prior to buying it but heared good things so decided to buy it and wasn't disappointed.

– Amazon Customer
★★★★★

Laugh out loud funny.

Radio comedy at it's very best. IT'S FUNNY.They could never do this justice on the television as they'd never get the visuals right, but in your head the picture is perfect. Come on BBC more programs of this standard.

– Peter N. Ingleby
★★★★★

They found it very funny.

Bought for the in-laws, when they were stuck indoors with the flu. They found it very funny.

– michelle green
★☆☆☆☆

Dont seem to work

I love these series however I cannot get past the 4th chapter as it stops working even if i try and try and bypass that episode. If it was fixed it would have been 5 stars without a doubt

– robert and moira-ann harker

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The unabridged audiobook runs for 5 hours and 10 minutes.

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This audiobook is narrated by Hattie Morahan.

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