Ryan’s Christmas
Audiobook

Ryan’s Christmas, by LJ Ross

By LJ Ross

★★★★★ 4.4/5 (40 reviews)

Read by Jonathan Keeble

🎧 4 hours and 1 minute 📘 Audible Studios 📅 26 May 2020 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

From the number one international best-selling author of Holy Island and Impostor.

After a busy year fighting crime, DCI Ryan and his team of murder detectives are enjoying a festive season of goodwill, mulled wine and, in the case of DS Phillips, a stottie cake or two – that is, until a freak snowstorm forces their car off the main road and into the remote heart of Northumberland. Their Christmas spirit is soon tested when they’re forced to find shelter inside England’s most haunted castle, where they’re the uninvited guests at a ‘Candlelit Ghost Hunt’. It’s all fun and games – until one of the guests is murdered. It seems no mortal hand could have committed the crime, so Ryan and co. must face the spectres living inside the castle walls to uncover the grisly truth, before another ghost joins their number….

Murder and mystery are peppered with romance and humour in this fast-paced crime whodunnit set amidst the spectacular Northumbrian landscape.

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📚 The “The DCI Ryan Mysteries” series

  1. Book 1 Holy Island 11 hours and 11 minutes
  2. Book 2 Sycamore Gap 9 hours and 44 minutes
  3. Book 3 Heavenfield 8 hours and 18 minutes
  4. Book 4 Angel 7 hours and 48 minutes
  5. Book 4 DCI Ryan: The Met Years 7 hours and 48 minutes
  6. Book 5 High Force 8 hours and 47 minutes
  7. Book 6 Cragside 7 hours and 47 minutes
  8. Book 7 Dark Skies 7 hours and 49 minutes
  9. Book 8 Seven Bridges 7 hours and 39 minutes
  10. Book 9 The Hermitage 8 hours and 13 minutes
  11. Book 10 Longstone 7 hours and 12 minutes
  12. Book 11 The Infirmary 8 hours and 2 minutes
  13. Book 12 The Moor 7 hours and 18 minutes
  14. Book 13 Penshaw 7 hours and 5 minutes
  15. Book 14 Borderlands 5 hours and 26 minutes
  16. Book 15 Ryan’s Christmas You are here 4 hours and 1 minute
  17. Book 15 Ryan's Christmas Not yet reviewed
  18. Book 16 The Shrine 5 hours and 13 minutes
  19. Book 17 Cuthbert’s Way 7 hours and 14 minutes
  20. Book 17 Cuthbert's Way Not yet reviewed
  21. Book 18 The Rock 6 hours and 56 minutes
  22. Book 19 Bamburgh 8 hours and 9 minutes
  23. Book 20 Lady’s Well 8 hours and 16 minutes
  24. Book 20 Lady's Well Not yet reviewed
  25. Book 21 Death Rocks 6 hours
  26. Book 22 Poison Garden 8 hours and 1 minute
  27. Book 23 Belsay 5 hours and 41 minutes
  28. Book 24 Berwick 9 hours and 13 minutes

25 audiobooks reviewed · around 188 hours of listening · All the volumes in order →

Clara’s Verdict

There is a particular pleasure in a crime novel that knows exactly what it wants to be, and Ryan’s Christmas wears its purpose warmly. This is the fifteenth outing for DCI Ryan and his Northumberland murder squad, and LJ Ross uses the festive season to do something rather clever. She takes a team we have followed across fourteen previous books and strands them somewhere they cannot simply drive away from, then lets a killing unfold in a place where every shadow already seems to move on its own.

I came to this one expecting comfort, and I found it, yet there is more craft here than the cosy premise lets on. Ross sets the machinery of a whodunnit against the easy affection between her regulars, and at just over four hours the book never outstays its welcome. It is short, it is snug, and it is built for a dark evening with the curtains drawn and something warm to hand.

If you have been with this series from Holy Island onward, this plays like a reunion with old friends. If you are new to it, the mystery stands on its own two feet, though you will feel the weight of shared history in the margins.

About the Audiobook

Ryan’s Christmas is the fifteenth title in The DCI Ryan Mysteries. After a long year of fighting crime, Ryan and his team are enjoying a season of goodwill and mulled wine, with DS Phillips seeing off a stottie cake or two, when a freak snowstorm forces their car off the main road and into the remote heart of Northumberland. Seeking shelter, they find themselves the uninvited guests at a Candlelit Ghost Hunt inside one of England’s most haunted castles.

It is all fun and games until one of the guests is murdered, and the circumstances suggest that no mortal hand could have done the deed. Ryan and company must confront the spectres said to live within the castle walls to uncover the grisly truth before another ghost joins their number. Ross keeps the tone bright even as the body count rises, peppering the murder and mystery with the romance and humour that regular listeners will know well, all set against that spectacular Northumbrian landscape.

The Narration

Jonathan Keeble has long been the voice of this series, and here he leans into the ghost-story atmosphere without ever tipping over into melodrama. Across roughly four hours he keeps a large ensemble distinct, giving Phillips his broad Geordie warmth and Ryan his clipped authority, so that even in a crowded castle drawing room you always know who is speaking.

The short runtime works entirely in the book’s favour. It has the shape of a single long winter’s evening, and Keeble’s measured pacing lets the comedy breathe and the menace settle in its own time. When the candlelit hunt turns genuinely eerie, he trusts silence and understatement to do the work, which is exactly right for a story that plays with the idea of the supernatural.

There is a real skill in reading comedy and dread in the same breath, and Keeble manages it here without a visible seam. He plays Phillips and his beloved stottie cake for gentle warmth, then lowers his voice for the ghost hunt so that the change of mood lands as a genuine shiver rather than a gimmick. For a listener settling in on a cold night, that tonal control is much of the appeal, and it is why the audiobook feels so much snugger than the rising body count might otherwise suggest.

What Readers Say

On Amazon the audiobook holds an average of 4.4 stars across 40 ratings, and the written reviews paint a consistent picture. Sarah H. awarded five stars and called it an addictive read, the perfect book to snuggle up with as the temperature drops, admitting she felt a little envious of the team and their fabulous castle refuge. Cathy, at four stars, enjoyed the journey from the Edinburgh Christmas markets into the snowbound village and found the whole thing thoroughly enjoyable.

Loyal followers such as frances pearson said simply that they never tire of Ross or of DCI Ryan, while another reader valued how easily it reads for anyone who has kept up with the series. Not everyone was swept away. One three-star review felt the formula had grown a touch predictable by this stage. Read together, the responses describe a warm and familiar entry that rewards long affection more than it startles.

Taken as a whole, the reviews describe a book that works best as a seasonal treat for people who already love this world. The recurring impression is one of cosy familiarity and easy enjoyment, with the snowbound castle singled out time and again as the star of the show. Even the lone three-star note reads as affectionate rather than harsh, the mild complaint of a devoted follower who simply wanted a little more surprise from a formula they have come to know well. It is, in short, comfort listening for the darkest week of the year.

Who Should Listen?

This one is for readers who like their crime gentle at the edges and rich in atmosphere, and for anyone who fancies starting a Christmas listening tradition. Newcomers can begin here without feeling lost, though the emotional pleasures deepen considerably if you already know the team. If a snowbound castle and a fireside puzzle sound like your idea of a good evening, you can Listen to Ryan’s Christmas on Audible and let Jonathan Keeble draw the curtains for you.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

An addictive read.

Whilst Christmas may have come and gone, as it is still the coldest time of the year, this was the perfect book to snuggle up with. With freezing temperatures outside, there is nothing like being snug and warm on the inside, enjoying a good book.The story starts off with Ryan,…

– Sarah H.
★★★★☆

Thoroughly enjoyable

On the way home from a trip to Edinburgh, where they spent some time perusing the Christmas markets, Ryan, Phillips and their better halves Anna and Denise, are caught out by a heavy snowfall, causing an accident which shut the main road for miles. Forced to take side roads they…

– Cathy
★★★★★

The storyline and the characters.

Just finished reading this book.Really good read. Never tire of l j ross or dci ryan.

– frances pearson
★★★★★

Easy to read and, if you’ve read all the preceding ones in series, with main familiar characters.

A good read like all the others in this series.

– Valerie Joanna BAKER
★★★☆☆

Loved the earlier books, but the plots are becoming too predictable now.

I very much enjoyed the earlier books, which are well written with plots which have twists and turns. However this one didn't do it for me: the formula was the same, the number of potential victims limited by the scenario and location. It must be difficult to churn books out…

– shapontefract

Frequently asked questions

How long is the Ryan’s Christmas audiobook?

The unabridged audiobook runs for 4 hours and 1 minute.

Who narrates Ryan’s Christmas?

This audiobook is narrated by Jonathan Keeble.

Can I listen to Ryan’s Christmas for free?

Yes: new Audible UK members get a 30-day free trial with 1 credit, enough for this audiobook whatever its retail price. Our free audiobooks guide lists every other legal option.

Is Ryan’s Christmas part of a series?

Yes, it belongs to the The DCI Ryan Mysteries series: see all the volumes in order.

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