Paradise
Audiobook

Paradise, by Craig Alanson

By Craig Alanson

★★★★★ 4.5/5 (6 reviews)

Read by R.C. Bray

🎧 15 hours and 53 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 23 May 2017 🌐 English

About this Audiobook

While the crew of the starship Flying Dutchman have been trying to assure that hostile aliens do not have access to Earth, the UN Expeditionary Force has been stranded on the planet they nicknamed “Paradise.”

The Flying Dutchman is headed back out on another mission, and the UN wants the ship to find out the status of the humans on Paradise. But Colonel Joe Bishop warns that they might not like what they find, and they can’t do anything about it without endangering Earth.

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📚 The “Expeditionary Force” series

  1. Book 2 SpecOps 15 hours and 50 minutes
  2. Book 3 Paradise You are here 15 hours and 53 minutes
  3. Book 3.5 Trouble on Paradise 5 hours and 48 minutes
  4. Book 6 Mavericks 17 hours and 21 minutes
  5. Book 9 Valkyrie 19 hours and 45 minutes
  6. Book 10 Critical Mass 7 hrs 22 mins
  7. Book 11 Brushfire 7 hrs 21 mins
  8. Book 13 Fallout 7 hrs 19 mins
  9. Book 19 Ground State 19 hours and 20 minutes

9 audiobooks reviewed · around 93 hours of listening · All the volumes in order →

Clara’s Verdict

By the third instalment of a series, an author has usually shown you every trick in the bag, and the question becomes whether the tricks still delight. With Paradise, Craig Alanson answers with a confident yes. This is the Expeditionary Force formula tuned to a finer pitch, the wisecracks sharper, the stakes higher, the sense of a galaxy that is genuinely indifferent to human survival more keenly felt.

What I admire about Alanson at this stage is his willingness to leave people in trouble. The soldiers stranded on the world nicknamed Paradise are not rescued by a convenient wave of the plot’s hand, and that patience gives the series a spine it might otherwise lack. The comedy is still front and centre, but there is grit underneath it now, and the two textures rub against each other in a way that kept me leaning in.

Is it high literature? No, and it has never pretended to be. But as a middle chapter that deepens the world while keeping the pages turning, Paradise does exactly what a good third act of a long series should. It made me want the fourth book immediately, which is the only review metric that really matters for a story like this.

About the Audiobook

Paradise is the third book in the Expeditionary Force series, and it splits its attention between two fronts. While the crew of the starship Flying Dutchman work to keep hostile aliens away from Earth, the soldiers of the UN Expeditionary Force remain stranded on the distant world they have wryly nicknamed Paradise. The name, as you might guess, is doing a great deal of ironic labour.

When the Flying Dutchman heads back out on a fresh mission, the United Nations wants the ship to discover what has become of those abandoned humans. Colonel Joe Bishop, ever the realist, warns that they may not like what they find, and worse, that there may be nothing they can safely do about it without putting Earth itself at risk. Alanson mines real tension from that bind, the helplessness of knowing and being unable to act, and it gives this instalment an emotional undertow beneath the familiar banter.

The Narration

R.C. Bray returns to the microphone, and his command of this material is by now total. He knows these characters, and it shows in the ease with which he slips between Bishop’s weary competence and Skippy’s operatic self-regard. Nearly sixteen hours is a substantial commitment, yet Bray never lets the energy flag.

His real skill here is modulation. When the tone darkens, as it does more often in this book, he pulls back the comic flourish and lets the gravity settle. When the banter returns, so does the twinkle. Over fifteen hours and fifty-three minutes he shapes a performance that feels less like a reading and more like a friend telling you a very long, very good story, and that intimacy is a large part of why the series works so well in audio.

It helps that this is a story built for the ear. So much of the series’ pleasure lives in the rhythm of its dialogue, the timing of a retort, the pause before a punchline, and those are precisely the things a skilled reader can heighten. Bray treats the banter as a kind of music, and the longer sequences of pure exchange, which might sag on the page, become some of the most enjoyable stretches of the audiobook. If you have only ever read Alanson in print, this is a persuasive argument for switching format.

What Readers Say

Holding a 4.5 average, Paradise is warmly received by listeners. Paul kept his praise simple, calling it a great read and recommending the writer without reservation, while DROSCHKE7 could not wait for the next one, citing the great stories and the sheer enjoyment.

More detailed responses point to the balance Alanson strikes. Jarrak described the book as entertaining and fun, singling out the plight of the men and women of Earth forced to learn to farm and fend for themselves on a hostile world. Bongo317 praised the way the author handles his plotting, noting how satisfyingly the loose ends are tied off in the closing chapters. The one recurring caveat, voiced by Rst, is a wish for a firmer editorial hand, a note that runs gently through the series, though it did nothing to stop that same reader wanting more.

Who Should Listen?

Paradise is not a jumping-on point, so if you are new to Alanson, start at the beginning and let the world assemble itself. For those already invested, though, this is a rewarding step deeper into the story, ideal for listeners who enjoy long, character-driven space opera with a strong comic streak and a growing sense of consequence.

It suits the commute, the long drive and the quiet evening equally well, precisely because Bray’s narration makes the hours slide by. If you have followed the Merry Band of Pirates this far and want to know what became of the people left behind on Paradise, you can Listen to Paradise on Audible and find out for yourself.

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Frequently asked questions

How long is the Paradise audiobook?

The unabridged audiobook runs for 15 hours and 53 minutes.

Who narrates Paradise?

This audiobook is narrated by R.C. Bray.

Can I listen to Paradise for free?

Yes: new Audible UK members get a 30-day free trial with 1 credit, enough for this audiobook whatever its retail price. Our free audiobooks guide lists every other legal option.

Is Paradise part of a series?

Yes, it belongs to the Expeditionary Force series: see all the volumes in order.

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Clara Whitmore

By Clara Whitmore

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