The Butcher's Masquerade
Audiobook

The Butcher's Masquerade, by Matt Dinniman

By Matt Dinniman

Read by Jeff Hays

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (32 reviews)
🎧 23 hours and 33 minutes 📘 Audible Studios 📅 26 mai 2022 🌐 English
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About this Audiobook

Attention. Attention. The gates are down. The hunters are loose.

Run, run, run.

A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”.

The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds.

As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.

But their prey is far from harmless, and this season they are fighting back.

Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut return in book five of the acclaimed LitRPG series.

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Clara’s Verdict

I was deep into the Dungeon Crawler Carl series before a colleague warned me, half-joking, that I might want to clear my weekend before starting Book 5. She wasn’t wrong. The Butcher’s Masquerade arrived on a Thursday evening, and by Saturday afternoon I had burned through all twenty-three hours. Matt Dinniman has built something genuinely unusual in LitRPG fiction: a satirical, emotionally brutal, compulsively paced fantasy that disguises its genuine depth behind monstrous dinosaurs and absurdist humour. Book 5 is the point at which everything you have been building towards across the series starts to converge in ways you absolutely did not anticipate.

This is Book 5 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. If you have not started from Book 1, stop here and go back to the beginning. Jumping in mid-series would deprive you of the context, the character investment, and the accumulated emotional weight that makes every revelation in this volume hit as hard as it does. The series rewards that investment generously.

About the Audiobook

Published by Audible Studios on 26 May 2022, The Butcher’s Masquerade runs for 23 hours and 33 minutes. The sixth floor is the Hunting Grounds: a lush, deadly jungle filled with savage dinosaurs, a fallen princess bent on vengeance, and, most ominously, a new category of threat. Outside the dungeon, tourists have been allowed entry for the first time, and they are here to hunt the crawlers as sport. Among them is Vrah, a veteran hunter of considerable reputation, who has set her sights on the biggest trophy available. The end-of-floor celebration known as the Butcher’s Masquerade dangles over the action as both promise and threat, a glittering social event that might also be a trap.

Dinniman’s structural ambition in this volume is considerable. He is running multiple simultaneous narrative strands, managing ensemble characters across a sprawling jungle setting, and introducing significant political dimensions to what began as a contained survival story. The satirical commentary on celebrity culture, reality television, and audience complicity in spectacle sharpens here in ways that give the dungeon-crawling action a philosophical backbone it might otherwise lack. The rating of 4.8 out of 5 from 32 listeners on Audible UK is remarkable for a work of this length and genre specificity, and accurately reflects the series having found an unusually dedicated audience.

The Narration

Jeff Hays has become so synonymous with Dungeon Crawler Carl that it is genuinely difficult to imagine the series in any other voice. He brings a ferocious energy to Carl’s deadpan observations, a tenderness to Princess Donut that never tips into sentimentality, and an almost comedic precision to the ever-shifting roster of monsters, NPCs, and system announcements. The voice acting here is performance rather than mere reading – Hays modulates pace and register with a skill that keeps the long runtime feeling propulsive rather than exhausting.

The sheer variety of character voices he sustains across twenty-three hours is a considerable technical achievement. Dungeon Crawler Carl lives and dies by its narrator, and Hays has made the series his own in a way that will be very difficult for any future audio adaptation to replicate. His timing on comedic beats is pitch-perfect, and his handling of the more emotionally demanding sequences – and there are several in Book 5 – is genuinely affecting.

What Readers Say

Amazon Customer (5 stars): « Funny, Action Packed, Sad, Emotive, Exciting. Basically all the good words. I read book one on holiday and since then have picked up each consecutive book in this series in a reading binge I haven’t done since my 20s. »

Scootey (5 stars): « Multi-layered with a rich tapestry of characters, plot lines and although a serious story it is full of fantastic humour. Fantasy, Sci-fi, Revenge and humour all in the same package. I am now about to start book 6. »

Harry (5 stars): « Such a rip roaring read. Couldn’t put it down. My biggest fear right now is that the book series is incomplete and I’ll be left waiting for this amazing author to crank out another masterpiece. »

Gaius Scuro (4 stars): « I usually get bored of a storyline that spans too many books but this just continues to grip my attention. »

Who Should Listen?

This is essential listening for anyone already invested in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. If you are a fan of LitRPG, dark satirical fantasy, or ensemble survival fiction with genuine emotional stakes and you have not started this series, Book 1 is waiting for you – and at this point the series runs to multiple volumes, all narrated by Hays, all maintaining the quality that has made it a word-of-mouth phenomenon in audiobook communities. This volume in particular is not a standalone entry point, but for those who have made the journey, it delivers everything the series has been building towards with considerable skill.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

Who will make it to the next floor!

Another cracker of a book from MD. I've always been a reader of Sci-fi, but life means sometimes you can't make the time you used to. I read book one on holiday and since then have picked up each consecutive book in this series in a reading binge I haven't…

— Amazon Customer
★★★★★

One of the best series I’ve read in a long time

I had heard about this series and read reviews and decided to give it a try. A great concept based on things that have been around for a long time. However It has a freshness to it. It is multi layered with a rich tapestry of characters, plot lines and…

— Scootey
★★★★★

Fantastic.

Such a rip roaring read. Couldn’t put it down. My biggest fear right now is that the book series is incomplete and I’ll be left waiting for this amazing author to crank out another masterpiece.

— Harry
★★★★☆

The saga continues

I had book one for Christmas and was so hooked I'm just about to start book 6! I usually get bored of a storyline that spans too many books but this just continues to grip my attention. However, I've been informed by the Galactic Society for the Preservation of Cocker…

— Gaius Scuro
★★★★★

good

Good book, long but overall a good climax. Feel as though the pacing is a little slow. But a slow burn kinda good

— Sam pound

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Clara Whitmore

By Clara Whitmore

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