Hogfather
Audiobook

Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett

By Terry Pratchett

★★★★★ 4.6/5 (8 reviews)

Read by Sian Clifford

🎧 10 hours and 18 minutes 📘 Transworld Digital 📅 9 December 2021 🌐 English

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The audiobook of Hogfather is narrated by the BAFTA award-winning actor Sian Clifford (Fleabag, Vanity Fair, Quiz). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace; Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan.

Twas the night before Hogswatch and all through the house…something was missing.

The stockings are hanging ready, the sherry and pies are waiting by the fireplace – but where is the jolly fat man with his sack? It’s not right to find Death creeping down chimneys and trying to say ‘Ho ho ho’ – but someone’s got to bring the little kiddies their presents. Or else they might stop believing. Belief is important in Discworld, particularly on the last night of the year when the time is turning. If the real man in the red suit isn’t found by morning, there won’t be a morning. Ever again…

A festive feast of darkness, jolly robins and tinsel. As they say: ‘You’d better watch out…’

Hogfather is the fourth book in the Death series, but you can listen to the Discworld novels in any order.

The first book in the Discworld series – The Colour of Magic – was published in 1983. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.

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📚 The “Discworld” series

  1. Book 2 The Light Fantastic 7 hours and 42 minutes
  2. Book 4 Mort 7 hours and 57 minutes
  3. Book 5 Sourcery 9 hours
  4. Book 6 Wyrd Sisters 9 hours and 53 minutes
  5. Book 9 Eric 3 hours and 58 minutes
  6. Book 10 Moving Pictures 9 hours and 54 minutes
  7. Book 11 Reaper Man 8 hours and 54 minutes
  8. Book 16 Soul Music 11 hours and 22 minutes
  9. Book 16 Soul Music Not yet reviewed
  10. Book 17 Interesting Times 11 hours and 12 minutes
  11. Book 18 Maskerade 10 hours and 5 minutes
  12. Book 20 Hogfather You are here 10 hours and 18 minutes
  13. Book 21 Jingo 13 hours and 38 minutes
  14. Book 21 Jingo Not yet reviewed
  15. Book 22 The Last Continent 10 hours and 56 minutes
  16. Book 22 The Last Continent Not yet reviewed
  17. Book 23 Carpe Jugulum 11 hours and 36 minutes
  18. Book 25 The Truth 12 hours and 16 minutes
  19. Book 25 The Truth Not yet reviewed
  20. Book 26 Thief Of Time 11 hours and 21 minutes
  21. Book 26 Thief of Time Not yet reviewed
  22. Book 28 The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents 5 hrs 42 mins
  23. Book 29 Night Watch 14 hours and 41 minutes
  24. Book 30 The Wee Free Men 3 hours and 35 minutes
  25. Book 31 Monstrous Regiment 11 hours and 26 minutes
  26. Book 33 Going Postal 13 hours and 36 minutes
  27. Book 34 Thud! 12 hours and 28 minutes
  28. Book 35 Wintersmith 10 hours and 15 minutes
  29. Book 36 Making Money 12 hours and 51 minutes
  30. Book 40 Raising Steam 13 hours and 57 minutes
  31. Book 41 The Shepherd’s Crown 9 hours and 22 minutes

2 more volumes in this series are not reviewed yet.

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Clara’s Verdict

Hogfather is the twentieth Discworld novel, and it has become, quite rightly, a fixture of many a midwinter. Or rather Hogswatch, the Disc’s festival at the turning of the year, whose jolly gift-giver has gone mysteriously missing. In his absence Death himself takes up the sack and the red suit, gamely attempting a Ho ho ho down the nation’s chimneys, because if children stop believing before morning, there may be no morning at all.

Underneath the tinsel this is one of Pratchett’s most philosophical books, a genuinely thoughtful meditation on belief, on why we need our small myths in order to reach the big truths. It is also very funny, and threaded with a creeping menace that gives the whole thing an edge. Death, cast as the reluctant gift-giver, has rarely been put to stranger or better use.

It is a busy novel, and its ideas run deep enough that a first-time listener may occasionally scramble to keep up. But it rewards the effort, and as a seasonal listen it is close to perfect.

About the Audiobook

The twentieth Discworld novel and the fourth in the Death sequence, Hogfather unfolds on the night before Hogswatch. The stockings are hung, the sherry and pies are waiting by the fireplace, and yet the jolly fat man with his sack is nowhere to be seen. Instead it is Death who is creeping down the chimneys, doing his level best to say Ho ho ho, because somebody has to bring the children their presents, or else they might stop believing.

And belief, on the Disc, is no small matter, least of all on the last night of the year when time itself is turning. If the real man in the red suit is not found by morning, there will not be a morning, ever again. What begins as a festive comedy of Death in an unlikely role deepens into something stranger and darker, a story about the necessity of the small lies we tell in order to believe the large truths, with the fate of the morning itself hanging on the outcome.

The Narration

Sian Clifford narrates, and over ten hours and eighteen minutes she is once again perfectly attuned to the double register of a Death novel. Hogfather swings between festive warmth, sharp comedy and a genuine chill, and Clifford handles the tonal shifts with real finesse, keeping the humour light on its feet while letting the darker passages carry weight. Bill Nighy again reads the footnotes and Peter Serafinowicz voices Death, and the ensemble touches suit this most Death-driven of stories.

It is a reading of real intelligence and warmth. Clifford understands that the book’s philosophy and its comedy are the same gesture, and she never sacrifices one for the other. For a midwinter listen, hers is exactly the voice you want by the fire.

What Readers Say

Rated 4.6 from 8 reviews, Hogfather is held in clear affection. Cyborg vole calls it a fantastically written, spellbinding story of magic and wonder, and a beautiful one that everybody should read. Carper, revisiting it as an annual Christmas tradition, praises how much insight it offers into the very soul of humanity, its heights and foibles and depths, so that you laugh along and sometimes cry at the folly and the wisdom together.

The honest notes are here too, and welcome. Jwh Fitzherbert, in a four-star review, calls it completely nuts and chaotic, rambling all over the place while still delivering very funny set pieces, and suggests that you either fall in step with Pratchett and the Disc or the whole thing rather passes you by. Others keep it brief, a great book with wonderful imagery and humour, a nice gift, a thoroughly enjoyable read. The overall verdict is warm: clever, chaotic, funny and, for many, a seasonal essential.

Who Should Listen?

This is for listeners who like their comedy with a philosophical streak, for anyone in search of a midwinter story with more bite than sentiment, and for readers who love a book that hides real ideas inside a festive romp. It rewards a little familiarity with the Disc, though its central questions about belief need no introduction at all.

If a witty, thoughtful and gently eerie festive tale sounds like your idea of a good evening, this is a marvellous one to reach for. Listen to Hogfather on Audible

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Frequently asked questions

How long is the Hogfather audiobook?

The unabridged audiobook runs for 10 hours and 18 minutes.

Who narrates Hogfather?

This audiobook is narrated by Sian Clifford.

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Is Hogfather part of a series?

Yes, it belongs to the Discworld series: see all the volumes in order.

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By Clara Whitmore

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