Thud!
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Thud!, by Terry Pratchett

By Terry Pratchett

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (8 reviews)

Read by Jon Culshaw

🎧 12 hours and 28 minutes 📘 Transworld Digital 📅 25 May 2023 🌐 English

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‘Beating people up in little rooms . . . he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘we;re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.’

Koom Valley, the ancient battle where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls, was a long time ago.

But if he doesn’t solve the murder of just one dwarf, Commander Sam Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch is going to see it fought again, right outside his office.

With his beloved Watch crumbling around him and war-drums sounding, he must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin and brave any darkness to find the solution. And darkness is following him.

Oh . . . and at six o’clock every day, without fail, with no excuses, he must go home to read ‘Where’s My Cow?’, with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy.

There are some things you have to do.

The Discworld novels can be read in any order but Thud! is the seventh book in the City Watch series.

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📚 The “Discworld” series

  1. Book 2 The Light Fantastic 7 hours and 42 minutes
  2. Book 4 Mort 7 hours and 57 minutes
  3. Book 5 Sourcery 9 hours
  4. Book 6 Wyrd Sisters 9 hours and 53 minutes
  5. Book 9 Eric 3 hours and 58 minutes
  6. Book 10 Moving Pictures 9 hours and 54 minutes
  7. Book 11 Reaper Man 8 hours and 54 minutes
  8. Book 16 Soul Music 11 hours and 22 minutes
  9. Book 16 Soul Music Not yet reviewed
  10. Book 17 Interesting Times 11 hours and 12 minutes
  11. Book 18 Maskerade 10 hours and 5 minutes
  12. Book 20 Hogfather 10 hours and 18 minutes
  13. Book 21 Jingo 13 hours and 38 minutes
  14. Book 21 Jingo Not yet reviewed
  15. Book 22 The Last Continent 10 hours and 56 minutes
  16. Book 22 The Last Continent Not yet reviewed
  17. Book 23 Carpe Jugulum 11 hours and 36 minutes
  18. Book 25 The Truth 12 hours and 16 minutes
  19. Book 25 The Truth Not yet reviewed
  20. Book 26 Thief Of Time 11 hours and 21 minutes
  21. Book 26 Thief of Time Not yet reviewed
  22. Book 28 The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents 5 hrs 42 mins
  23. Book 29 Night Watch 14 hours and 41 minutes
  24. Book 30 The Wee Free Men 3 hours and 35 minutes
  25. Book 31 Monstrous Regiment 11 hours and 26 minutes
  26. Book 33 Going Postal 13 hours and 36 minutes
  27. Book 34 Thud! You are here 12 hours and 28 minutes
  28. Book 35 Wintersmith 10 hours and 15 minutes
  29. Book 36 Making Money 12 hours and 51 minutes
  30. Book 40 Raising Steam 13 hours and 57 minutes
  31. Book 41 The Shepherd’s Crown 9 hours and 22 minutes

2 more volumes in this series are not reviewed yet.

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Clara’s Verdict

Thud! is Sam Vimes at his most human, and Pratchett at his most quietly furious about the ways old hatreds are handed down. A single murder threatens to reignite a war between dwarfs and trolls that reaches all the way back to the ancient battle of Koom Valley, and only Vimes stands between the city and the flames. This is the thirty fourth Discworld novel and the seventh City Watch story, and it may well be the sharpest of them all.

For all its darkness, the book turns on one of the most tender running threads Pratchett ever wrote: no matter what chaos engulfs the Watch, Vimes must be home at six every evening to read Where’s My Cow to his small son. That single, non negotiable duty tells you everything about the man, and it is precisely why the novel lands as hard as it does. It is a police procedural, a comedy, and a moral fable, and it holds all three in perfect balance.

The novel also gives us Vimes as a father, and that turns out to be its masterstroke. The nightly ritual of reading to his son is far more than a comic touch; it becomes the moral fixed point around which the whole storm of the book revolves, the one thing Vimes will not sacrifice whatever the cost. Few writers could make a children’s picture book carry quite such weight.

About the Audiobook

Koom Valley, where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or perhaps the dwarfs ambushed the trolls, was a very long time ago. But when a single dwarf is murdered in Ankh-Morpork, Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch knows that if he cannot solve it, the ancient battle will be fought all over again, right outside his office, with the whole city as its battlefield.

With his beloved Watch crumbling around him and war drums beginning to sound, Vimes must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin, and brave any darkness to reach the answer, even as a literal darkness follows close at his heels. And through it all, at six o’clock every day without fail, he must go home to read Where’s My Cow to his little boy, with all the right farmyard noises. This is the thirty fourth Discworld novel and the seventh in the City Watch strand, and it can be listened to in any order.

The mystery itself is cleverly built, drawing the listener deep into the buried history of dwarfs and trolls and the meaning of that ancient battle at Koom Valley. Pratchett balances the procedural pleasures of a good detective story against a genuine argument about how communities choose to remember, or to misremember, their shared past.

It stands among the most substantial of the City Watch novels, a book that manages to be a gripping mystery, a sharp comedy and a serious meditation on prejudice all at once, without ever straining under the weight.

The Narration

Jon Culshaw narrates across twelve hours and twenty eight minutes, and he gives Vimes the weary integrity the part demands. He is equally sure with the comedy of the Watch and the mounting dread of the darkness at Vimes’s back, and he handles the tender domestic scenes without a single trace of sentimentality.

Over more than twelve hours Culshaw keeps a large and varied cast clearly drawn, from dwarf zealots to troll officers to the ever expanding Watch itself. The pacing serves the mystery well, tightening steadily as the investigation closes in, so that the listen builds to a genuinely gripping finish.

Across more than twelve hours Jon Culshaw sustains both the tension of the investigation and the warmth of Vimes’s home life, and the darkness that literally shadows the commander is given a real and creeping menace. It builds to a finish that satisfies quite as much emotionally as it does as a mystery.

What Readers Say

Thud! holds an average of 4.8 stars from 8 ratings, and the reviews place it near the very top of the City Watch sequence. One reader called it peak City Watch, a gripping police procedural that tackles heavy real world themes with a blend of sharp cynicism and profound empathy.

Another felt that with these books Pratchett had achieved literature, finding the story funny, moving and tense all at once, and praising the development of both Angua and Vimes’s home life. A third delighted in the inventive weird detail and the clever, layered plot, while a four star reviewer judged it a real return to form, satire that is above all genuinely funny. One more simply enjoyed the side story about Nobby and the neat metaphor of the game called Thud.

Who Should Listen?

Reach for this if you love a good mystery, if Vimes is your favourite corner of the Disc, or if you want fantasy that engages honestly with prejudice and reconciliation. It works well on its own terms, but readers who already know the Watch will feel its full and considerable force.

If a murder that could set a whole city alight sounds like a case worth following, you can Listen to Thud! on Audible and watch Vimes race the clock.

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What listeners say

★★★★★

Peak City Watch—masterful, tense, and incredibly relevant

If you love the gritty, political, and deeply human side of the Discworld, Thud! is Terry Pratchett at the absolute height of his storytelling powers. As the 34th novel in the series (and one of the major cornerstones of the City Watch sequence), it delivers a gripping, high-stakes police procedural…

– Louis Bradley
★★★★★

One of the best in the series so far

I agree with all other reviewers that say this is an excellent book and that Terry Pratchett has achieved literature. I have read and re-read this several times and found it funny, moving, tense, fascinating, un-put-downable all at once. The development of the female characters; Angua in particular, was particularly…

– Gretel
★★★★★

Lovely fun book with a clever plot

Every time I dip into Discworld, it cheers me up. I love all the inventively weird stuff, particularly the small strands that twine around the main plot. A gorgeously beautiful pole dancer who's never had a date? Layers and layers of mud filled houses that formed earlier versions of the…

– J. Crowe
★★★★☆

Much better, back on the Pratchett path

This is what 'Monstrous Regiment' wanted to be, but fell short of.Satire should, above all, be funny. In 'Thud' Pratchett once again finds his stride. He openly mocks the modern world (on all sides) and its political correctness, ignorance and doctrine whilst keeping the literary, if not literal, tongue firmly…

– Cubbs
★★★★★

great as always

another fun novel by pratchettkept me entertained and I liked the side story about Nobbyalso the metaphor with the game, Thud.

– Sofya Lebedeva

Frequently asked questions

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The unabridged audiobook runs for 12 hours and 28 minutes.

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This audiobook is narrated by Jon Culshaw.

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